There was a guy, his name was Buzz,
a greater guy there never was
When it comes to feeding people,
Buzz Schneider has no equal.

Started out in Waikiki,
Work for Canlis Maitre D’
Seat da people, spock da chicks,
Buzzy always got his pick.

Soon he got one big idea,
Buzzy like get outta hea’
“Borrow money get a loan,
open up one place my own.”

Steak & lobster, salad bar
with a place like this he could go far.
“Come inside and go for broke;
sirloin tip and artichoke.”

Cater to the stewardess,
Buzzy made a big success
Don the beach and Trader Vic’s
came to taste the drinks he mixed.

Soon he go for #2,
seems the only thing to do
Restaurant after restaurant! rapid fire!
Pretty soon - ho! get plenty tired!

Buzzy says he needs a break,
one fast aloha he will make
To Waikiki he says goodbye,
holo holo to Lanikai.

A few more years they work nonstop,
pretty soon they’re back on top
Buzzy says with casual pride,
“I think ill conquer the  Windward side.”

One more time he start expanding 
(lack of credit non with standing)
Buzz and Bobby what a team!
Pretty soon they pick up steam.

From beautiful downtown Aiea
to the windswept beaches of Wailea
Bully Hayes and Kona too
for Buzz Schneider… nothing new.

Da guy get copycats galore,
Chart House, Chucks and even more,
Jolly Roger, Victoria Station,
Bobby McGee’s congolemertaion.

Rosie’s Boathouse, Cork and Cleaver.
Everyone a gay deceiver
Buzzy da guy wen start da fad
When you’re talking restaurants,
this dude is bad!

So Mr. Rolles and Mr. Cabell!
Buzz says to “go to hell.”
You can have your fancy shops.
Buzz’s place is still the tops.

The guy is hip, the dude can swing,
He is the steak and lobster king!
But still today, with all his bucks,
they walk in the door
and say “eh, is this Chucks?”